Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the… — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little. — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything! — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun. — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true,… — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers.… — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
