Far Quotes by Nancy Cartwright

Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

— Nancy Cartwright

Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

— Nancy Cartwright

I will not get very far with this attitude.

— Nancy Cartwright

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the…

— Nancy Cartwright

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

— Nancy Cartwright

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.

— Nancy Cartwright

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

— Nancy Cartwright

Grammar is not a time of waste

— Nancy Cartwright

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

— Nancy Cartwright

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

— Nancy Cartwright

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

— Nancy Cartwright

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

— Nancy Cartwright