“I have always been a slow eater. I give each mouthful the attention it deserves. Chew each mouthful 30 times, they say, and you'll never be sick. I've never been sick a day in my life.” — Toni Jordan Copy Share Image
“4 is the worst time to wake up, as anyone with the normal human sensitivities will tell you. Far too late to make a cup of tea or go back to sleep. Far too early to get up and do… — Toni Jordan Copy Share Image
“But the human mind has a talent for ignoring what is inconvenient for it to notice. A built-in delete key to soften the blows… — Toni Jordan Copy Share Image
“He gives me all his numbers and writes mine down on a tram ticket. I am listening hard, but he doesn't say "I'll call… — Toni Jordan Copy Share Image
“I have always been a slow eater. I give each mouthful the attention it deserves. Chew each mouthful 30 times, they say, and you'll… — Toni Jordan Copy Share Image
“In my own single bed, I know. I know its width and length in hand spans and kicks and there is no spot so… — Toni Jordan Copy Share Image
“Of all the sad rituals of this inconsequential life, dating must be the saddest of all.” — Toni Jordan Copy Share Image
“Don't tell anyone at the church this, but I think girls going out with girls is quite sensible. Imagine not having to do all… — Toni Jordan Copy Share Image
“And if I was Lisa Marie Presley and I'd told you I was going to marry Michael Jackson because I liked the shape of… — Toni Jordan Copy Share Image
“Most people miss their whole lives, you know. Listen, life isn't when you are standing on top of a mountain looking at a sunset.… — Toni Jordan Copy Share Image
“4 is the worst time to wake up, as anyone with the normal human sensitivities will tell you. Far too late to make a… — Toni Jordan Copy Share Image
