“Great, so my problem is I'm too fat for this century, and too stupid to make a time machine.” — John Cyta Copy Share Image
“You gotta respect the dibs, or else society will fall into chaos. First you lose dibs, then people quit respecting the rule for calling… — John Cyta Copy Share Image
“Great, so my problem is I'm too fat for this century, and too stupid to make a time machine.” — John Cyta Copy Share Image
