Obviously I wanted to be a bus driver - and I still do. If only I could get a part time job. — Jerry Springer Copy Share Image
We don't want this moment to end, so cover us in chocolate and throw us to the lesbians. — Jerry Springer Copy Share Image
TV is a huge draw. It's a magnet. Even when I was a policeman, if I was on a police scene and the news… — Jerry Springer Copy Share Image
Relationships can survive infidelity, but only if the cheating partner feels as badly about it as the one he or she cheated on. In… — Jerry Springer Copy Share Image
This is a terrible tragedy. The Sarasota County, Florida, Sheriff's Department contacted us and we are cooperating with its investigation. We've been asked not… — Jerry Springer Copy Share Image
I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role. — Jerry Springer Copy Share Image
I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act. — Jerry Springer Copy Share Image
It's hard thinking about Iraq at night when I'm dancing with transvestites in the afternoon. — Jerry Springer Copy Share Image
I knew early on that I would do politics, but I would never make a living at it. I would do something else. — Jerry Springer Copy Share Image
Your love life is your own business, but if you're being mistreated, that's everyone's business. — Jerry Springer Copy Share Image
