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“We don't want this moment to end, so cover us in chocolate and throw us to the lesbians.”

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Country comes before politics.

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TV is a huge draw. It's a magnet. Even when I was a policeman, if I was on a police scene and the news…

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Relationships can survive infidelity, but only if the cheating partner feels as badly about it as the one he or she cheated on. In…

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This is a terrible tragedy. The Sarasota County, Florida, Sheriff's Department contacted us and we are cooperating with its investigation. We've been asked not…

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I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.

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Take care of yourselves, and each other

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I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.

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Vegetarianism is a good idea.

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Somewhere in the land, a monster lurked.

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It's hard thinking about Iraq at night when I'm dancing with transvestites in the afternoon.

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I knew early on that I would do politics, but I would never make a living at it. I would do something else.

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Your love life is your own business, but if you're being mistreated, that's everyone's business.

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The man who can master his time can master nearly anything.

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When you do things they're absolutely right at that time for you and it can always teach you something about yourself. You can take…

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Resist discouragement by speaking His Word over your future. Keep standing. Keep hoping; keep believing because He is working behind the scenes. He's going…

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