A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. — Allan Pease Copy Share Image
To ensure marital bliss, a man needs to be 1.09 times taller than his partner. — Allan Pease Copy Share Image
The simplest way to customize is to phone members of the audience in advance and ask them what they expect from your session and… — Allan Pease Copy Share Image
Smoking is similar to hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because, when you stop, you feel better — Allan Pease Copy Share Image
Marriages are more likely to fail when one partner not only does not mirror the other's expressions of happiness, but instead shows expressions of… — Allan Pease Copy Share Image
We prefer to find mates who are roughly as attractive as we are, which means they are more likely to stay and not look… — Allan Pease Copy Share Image
A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. — Allan Pease Copy Share Image
“Under pressure, men drink alcohol and invade other countries; women eat chocolate and go shopping.” — Allan Pease Copy Share Image
Brain surgeons earn 10 times that of a general practitioner... it pays to be an expert. — Allan Pease Copy Share Image
