I thought [first girlfriend] was trying to make a fool out of me. Then I found out that she wasn't, and we… — George Michael Copy Share Image
“In the same way that a fiancée is a bride-to-be, I’ve always thought a girlfriend is a fiancée-to-be. Yes, most relationships bite… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“If I ever stood a chance of resisting her, it evaporates the instant she leans into me. So does every last ounce… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness? — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image