“I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself… — george carlin Copy Share Image
You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I spent every day of third grade wearing a glittery purple cowboy hat. — Simone Giertz Copy Share Image
I finished all the math books by third grade and most of the reading books. So I was considered disruptive. — Tyrone Hayes Copy Share Image
Young kids are always singing and painting. When you get to that second and third grade level, you're supposed to put all… — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
“I got religion in the third grade, and jeepers, did I need it. The devil was in me, and Hardy Biesterveld wasn't… — Michael Perry Copy Share Image
I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
And I thought to myself, 'I haven't had a Schlitz since the third grade! — Robert Earl Keen Copy Share Image
Growing up, I was always in the kitchen. Even in third grade, I made cooking videos called 'The Little Italian.' Very little… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whatever pressure I feel all comes from me, from within. I always was that person who was hard on myself and challenged… — Kendrick Lamar Copy Share Image
I just knew what I wanted to be since the third grade. And I always did well in school. I was the… — Big Sean Copy Share Image
I was bullied a lot as a kid in school from kindergarten up to third grade. I know what it feels like… — Keke Palmer Copy Share Image
I've been writing plays since the third grade. The biggest difference now is that professionals act in them rather than eight year… — Colette Freedman Copy Share Image
The earliest recollection I have of being in the kitchen and cooking was in the third grade, and we lived in Germany.… — Steve Ells Copy Share Image
For me to do a story, something has to happen to someone. It's a story in the way you learn what a… — Ira Glass Copy Share Image
Fashion is very important to me. I dress androgynously - I absolutely despise dresses and skirts and tights - and I started… — Marley Dias Copy Share Image
The secret is,” I say, whispering right into his ear, “that yours was the best kiss I’ve ever had in my life.”… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Some people are really good at the visionary role. They're like third grade teachers who tell people the vision and values over… — Ken Blanchard Copy Share Image
During the Gulf War, I remember two little third grade girls saying to me - after I read them some poems by… — Naomi Shihab Nye Copy Share Image
Ever since third grade - I never even noticed it until after the game - people were telling me how crazy my… — Jahlil Okafor Copy Share Image
“old, my mother took us to a production of Hair, a mirage of music, revolution, and raw penis; we gave it a… — Alyssa Shelasky Copy Share Image
“ blemish, n. The slight acne scars. The penny-sized, penny-shaped birthmark right above your knee. The dot below your shoulder that must… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I hadn't learned to read by third grade, which wasn't unusual for some kids. I knew something was wrong because I couldn't… — Barbara Corcoran Copy Share Image
“I showed him the Post-it. “You see They’re from Lily.” “Who’s Lily?” “Some girl.” “Ooh... a girl!” “Boomer, we’re not in third… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“What happens to a man who loses more than half of himself? Ron Lester has searched for the answer since December 2000,… — Billy Bob's Blues Copy Share Image
“There is a mathematical underpinning that you must first acquire, mastery of each mathematical subdiscipline leading you to the threshold of the… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
“Why didn't you tell me?" "I know you won't believe it, but I thought it would be best for you. You were… — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
“We turn around and there stands Aidan, looking like he just won a million dollars. He can't keep his eyes off Ivy.… — Colleen Boyd Copy Share Image
“Or I remember in 1987, when there was a big hoopla about the bicentennial of the Constitution, the Boston Globe published one… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
“Disasterology The Badger is the thirteenth astrological sign. My sign. The one the other signs evicted: unanimously. So what? ! Think I… — Jeffrey McDaniel Copy Share Image
“I don’t struggle because I was always the stupidest kid in the class and the idea that I would ever be brilliant… — Stephen J. Cannell Copy Share Image
“Don't all women feel the same? The only difference is how much we know we feel it, how in touch we are… — Claire Messud Copy Share Image
Shaz Khan and I, it turned out, went to school together in third grade. — Sanam Saeed Copy Share Image
Once, in third grade, we switched classes and nobody knew until our mother stepped in. — Markieff Morris Copy Share Image
In third grade, a mom told her daughter not to hang out with me because I'm going to be like my uncles. — Eddie Kingston Copy Share Image
My favorite thing to wear from about first to third grade was a blue t-shirt with an iron-on monkey and the caption… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I only went to the third grade because my father only went to the fourth and I didn't want to pass him. — Dizzy Dean Copy Share Image
I was a bookworm who aced every test - until third grade, when my teacher handed out a pop quiz about Jesus… — Caroline Leavitt Copy Share Image
We did a play in the third grade all about Winter not wanting to give over his throne to Spring. That was… — Lynn Whitfield Copy Share Image
“I stood up now, and placed my knuckles on his desk, leaning forward in a show of defiance, giving him a glare… — Andrea Smith Copy Share Image
