Thinking Quotes by Timothy Simons

I do suppose what any political satire, what any political joke can count as a gaffe or a possible career-ending move. It changes what…

— Timothy Simons

It's a funny thing, I think people meet us and they assume that we know a lot more about politics than we actually do.…

— Timothy Simons

My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now.

— Timothy Simons

I grew up in Maine working at a video store and found myself being pulled more and more to on-camera stuff.

— Timothy Simons

I was interning at a children's theater group in Kentucky - that was my first job out of college. I had jumped around a…

— Timothy Simons

Unless you're playing a historical figure, a writer or director can change their minds. And sometimes your job is to make them change their…

— Timothy Simons

After school, I was planning to jump from regional theater to regional theater.

— Timothy Simons

I think I get in trouble sometimes, especially when it's like I need to be easier on [my] kids because maybe I'm a rule-follower…

— Timothy Simons

I've lived with myself for a very long time, so I'm aware of what I look like. I'm under no false pretense that I'm…

— Timothy Simons

I like sort of esoteric and weird Twitter jokes. But I actually unfollow people if they make jokes about a celebrity's death within the…

— Timothy Simons

There is a part of me that really just thinks it would be so funny to see the 'Veep' characters in 'Game of Thrones.'

— Timothy Simons

We live in a world in which whatever you do has a parody account online in moments.

— Timothy Simons