It doesn't matter what people thinks of you as long as you know that your heart and head are in the right place. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot? — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“ Alexander Hamilton Junior High School -- SEMESTER REPORT -- STUDENT: Joseph Margolis TEACHER: Janet Hicks ENGLISH: A, ARITHMETIC: A, SOCIAL STUDIES: A, SCIENCE: A, NEATNESS: A, PUNCTUALITY: A, PARTICIPATION: A, OBEDIENCE: D Teacher's Comments: Joseph remains a challenging student. While I appreciate his creativity, I am sure you will agree that a classroom is an inappropriate forum for a… — Steve Kluger Copy Share
“Your head and your heart are two different things. One of them can get you into trouble and the other can't. It's okay to… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“What do you mean Taurus? he frowns. I'm not a Taurus. You were born on the cusp, I remind him. Jason merely shrugs. Shows… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“Now, the scene you just saw," I began, pointing to the stage. "Was about you and T.C.," he concluded, nodding like he already knew. "What??" "She pretends she doesn't like him and he pretends he doesn't care." I had no handy rebuttal to that particular allegation and wouldn't have been able to come up with one if I'd been given… — Steve Kluger Copy Share
“REAL LIFE vs THE MOVIES Breaking Up in the Movies: Boy #1: This isn’t working out, is it? Boy #2: Sort of not, huh? Boy #1: You can’t say we didn’t try. Boy #2: We sure did. Besides, we’re still best friends. Boy #1: Forever. Boy #2: This is terrific pasta. Breaking Up for Real: Boy #1: Are you asleep?… — Steve Kluger Copy Share
Ale: Are you manipulating me again? T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you. — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage, that's only because somewhere, somehow, someone is composing a… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“Everyone has something worth it inside of them even if it doesn’t show. Sometimes you have to look a little harder than other times… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“After you've spent four years kissing somebody's perineum, the subtext talks louder than words.” — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
