“Where did you get them? Are they Stuart Weitzman? Prada Summer Collection?' 'Um, New Look, I think,' Lara told him.” — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Don't you want to find your purpose?' Lara glared at her. 'Right now my purpose is to get the hell out of here and… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Somehow, perhaps because of the way he spoke in a manner reminiscent of Jack Bauer from 24, Lara calmed down. She repeated his words… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Pirates?' Lara gasped. 'But we're not at sea. How can they be pirates?' Weren't pirates supposed to wear eye-patches, feather earrings and lots of… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Now, listen Tyler,' Lara said, feeling a little impatient. She rather liked a cuddle after sex, and a bit of kissing. But a guilt… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Those bastards at the casting agency said I couldn't play Edward Cullen. Well, I'm going to show them. I'm making my own movie. And… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“She didn't know what a goji berry was, but it sounded like something Amazonian tribesmen might eat when they wanted to talk to their… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Don't be frightened,' he murmured into her ear. 'I will protect you.' Lara sighed deeply. A Prince - promising to protect her. Yes please.” — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“CP,' she hissed, more urgently now. 'We're only pretending for goodness sake. Just pretend I'm Jakey G and you're Heath Ledger. Go for it!” — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“This isn't just any shirt,' he told her. 'This shirt was worn by he-who-must-not-be-named in the first of the Twilight films.' Lara's mouth fell… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“Would you like some sacred chocolate?' a girl asked, appearing suddenly at Lara's side. 'They've very special chocolates,' she said, pushing a plate of… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“He took her around the place, pointing out the hybrids and divulging a few of their clients. Lara could barely believe so many celebrities… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“He was trying to buy his way into her knickers. She was enormously insulted... ...but it was rather sparkly...It was rather like having a… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
