I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady. — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
Now I try to make efforts, you know, I'm just, the best effort I can do is just stay sober myself. I can at… — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And… — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed. — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma. — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died… — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain… — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple. He was a big believer in not having to… — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
The new movie I'm working on right now is very autobiographical. It's about a television actor who drinks too much and gets blackballed from… — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me. — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently. — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through. — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
