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I grew up outside Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, in a little town, and went to a regular high school. I was a... very average… — I. King Jordan Copy Share Image
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And then, of course, there's a couple that claim to be, but I haven't done any DNA tests or anything. — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
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I said I thought first I was on the stairs; then I remembered I was in the kitchen when he came in. — Lizzie Andrew Borden Copy Share Image