I really like doing stand-up, because it gives you an immense amount of freedom. You haven't got anyone telling you what to do. It's great to have that much power over what you do. You don't have that in television. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
In my mind if you're over 25 and using Twitter you need to have a word with yourself. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I am naturally cautious so I guess I am a saver. I'm a firm believer in not borrowing money, which is a lesson passed… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I now believe in God for my own ends. I'm not an altruistic Christian - I'm only doing it in case there is in… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I'm actually a miserable, authoritarian guy at home... no really, I'm strict. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
Ron Mueck's 'Dead Dad' was fantastic. It was an almost exact replica of his dead dad's body, shrunk to be a third of the… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
On '8 Out Of 10 Cats,' myself, Jimmy Carr and Jason Manford have got the producers around to our way of thinking - which… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
If you like Harry Hill, you'd really like Tony Law. He's a Canadian comic who's done a few appearances on 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks'… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I've got genuine political reasons for not voting for David Cameron. He's got a tiny little mouth. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
