Television Quotes by Anonymous · Page 3

I hate when Im watching a show on DVR and I realize Im mostly through a commercial break and I forgot to…

— Anonymous

I admire your use of the Food Network as a distraction from your eating disorder.

— Anonymous

I prefer Mad Men's misogyny, racism, and anti-semitism to Mel Gibson's.

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Growing up I always dreamed of being slimed on Nickelodeon.

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You don't have to worry about me spoiling Game of Thrones for you because I have no idea what is going on.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson once asked what we would do if the stars only came out once every thousand years. No one would…

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If I'm ever murdered, I hope it's interesting enough to be the inspiration for a Law & Order episode.

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All television is educational television.

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The novel can't compete with cars, the movies, television, and liquor. A guy who's had a good feed and tanked up on…

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The sense of national catastrophe is inevitably heightened in a television age, when the whole country participates in it.

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Weeds has shown me that major drug deals don't have to be such an unpleasant experience.

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If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it.

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The full house team met this year to talk about making full house aired in 2014 as a sequel :)

— Anonymous

Downton Abbey has taught me there was a time when British healthcare was just as horrifying as ours.

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Pressing harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak...

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The debate on healthcare was not done like most of our conferences are done - meaning it was not all on television.…

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Attention deficit is no longer the supposed domain of Generation Y's who were brought up on a diet of social media and…

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I challenge you to find a whiter problem than Mad Men and Game of Thrones being on at the same time.

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I stared at the television in shock, watching as my private life was revealed to the world.

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I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.

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I'm still waiting for the, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' episode on Mythbusters.

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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

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In film and television we are oftentimes so pampered that the truths are withheld.

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I want to be a shotgun-toting, gangster-robbing black homosexual like Omar on The Wire.

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I'd love to watch an episode of How I Met Your Mother without you pointing out Neil Patrick Harris is gay.

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Constantly wondering why your life isn't a reality show.

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Game of Thrones makes me happy I'm not that close with my family.

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Television, radio, and all the sources of amusement and information that surround us in our daily lives are also artificial props. They…

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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk…

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The BBC's television, radio and online services remain an important part of British culture and the fact the BBC continues to thrive…

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When television is good, nothing is better. When it's bad, nothing is worse.

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Where there is television, the people perish.

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We look like television in print.

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There is a lot of hype going on about high-definition television.

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I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up.

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Even in 2012, if there's a black character in the movies or on television that's a professional, if we even hear about…

— Anonymous

Modern politics today requires a mastery of television. I've never really warmed up to television and, in fairness to television, it's never…

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I'll watch any TV show where they buy, remodel, or cook a house, meal, or person.

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I promise to never treat you like NBC does its late-night hosts.

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I'm shocked by how many young people get their news from The Daily Show and proud to say I get mine from…

— Anonymous