“I prefer pets to people,because they leave teeth marks deep in your skin for the world to see, whilst people scratch you… — Holly Riordan Copy Share Image
“I focused, rather embarrassingly, on his chest which was rising and falling slowly. I left teeth marks!” — Kyra Lennon Copy Share Image
Dear McDonald's, Please stop making your commercials look so damn good, its getting harder to explain the teeth marks on the TV. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
