Damn good Quote by Anonymous

At some point, I'll do more McDonald's commercials if I have to.

— Daveed Diggs

I swear McDonald's ads be making stuff look good af' but once you get something in person you'll be like What the %&^$ is this @$%!!!!

— Lisette Alfaro

What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has…

— Billy Connolly

Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna…

— Mitch Hedberg

I had done three McDonald's commercials. Two of them I was the apple girl, which is fine. But if you're around McDonald's and you're…

— Jenna Ortega

I always wished that when I order food it comes out how it is in the commercials.

— Anonymous

Is your face from McDonalds, because I'm lovin it.

— Anonymous

Getting proper change back at McDonalds: It's not rocket science, but it might as well be.

— Rock Cowles

In recent years, perhaps encouraged by competition from McDonald's, the British hamburger has become a credit to the nation. At the time of which…

— Clive James

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

— Bill Burr

“OMG! Look at that! They’re ALL wearing the same butt-ugly ensemble! Wait, don’t tell me. They were giving them away for free with a…

— Rachel Renée Russell

Commercials capture your attention, that's all.

— Calvin Klein