I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You have a teenage daughter, Miles. She’ll be smart one minute and stupid the next. Deal with it.” — Kristine Kathryn Rusch Copy Share Image
Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half - especially if he has a teenage… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a [teenage] daughter is like riding a young horse over an unknown steeplechase course. You don't know when to pull up… — Grace Kelly Copy Share Image
“Scrap the UN,” you’d said once. “Warring countries should just get a teenage daughter in the room.” — Rosamund Lupton Copy Share Image
“Her teenage daughter was sprouting like a tree, blooming every day into another variation of who she would someday become. Moods twisted… — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
“ My Daddy and My Car By Marilyn Akers, Georgia Grits At fifteen, I came home from school one afternoon to find… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
“Think like a middle-aged man with OCD, a dead wife, and a teenage daughter. Think like a woman with three teenage sons… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
One time a guy who brought his teenage daughter to my show came up to me and said, 'You know, you're the… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear… — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image