I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To travel only a few blocks in his own homeland, an elderly grandfather waits to beg for the whim of a teenage… — Desmond Tutu Copy Share Image
Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
From their teenage years on, children are considerably more capable of causing parents unhappiness than bringing them happiness. That is one reason… — Dennis Prager Copy Share Image
Ashley Graham on the cover certainly better than nothing. It would have felt revolutionary to me as a teenage girl, for sure.… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
And out of each (schoolhouse) is vomited the standard product of the New Pedagogy - an endless procession of adolescents who have… — Henry Louis Mencken Copy Share Image
My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mine is a story about a teenage single mother who struggled to keep her young family afloat. It's a story about a… — Wendy Davis Copy Share Image
Previously unseen boo-boos come at you like tattoos on a teenage girl. — Robert Genn Copy Share Image
I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask Would you like a table? No, I want a Floor — Arashi Copy Share Image
Being a teenage girl means: Looking as hot as hell to just walk the dog, listening to your iPod while you dance… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I play 'World of Warcraft,' which means I end up hanging out with teenage boys a lot. — Jane Goldman Copy Share Image
A teenage girl lay asleep on the sofa, curled up under a red-and-black knitted afghan. She was on her side, with one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
In my own case, I had to train myself out of that phony smile, which is like a nervous tic on every… — Shulamith Firestone Copy Share Image
I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood. — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
Instead of doing my homework; I like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework I have to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never on those customized keychains. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Automobiles will start to decline almost as soon as the last shot is fired in World War II. The name of Igor… — Harry Bruno Copy Share Image
