Teenage Quotes by Anonymous · Page 5

My parents should be proud of me because I'm addicted to Twitter and not drugs.

— Anonymous

In life, I want to be happy, to be successful in life and make my parents proud of me.

— Anonymous

We all hate it when we're joking around with our parents and then it turns into a life lesson.

— Anonymous

I have way more eye contact with my computer screen than I do with any humans.

— Anonymous

When you are in love with someone you believe in any bullshit that they say!

— Anonymous

Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes.

— Anonymous

My mom says it's her house, but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes my house, too.

— Anonymous

I don't need drugs or alcohol. Music is my addiction.

— Anonymous

School is pointless! English? We speak it. History? They're dead, get over it. Math? We have calculators. Spanish? We have Dora.

— Anonymous

That moment when you start talking to turn your parents attention away from the movie when the make out scene is coming…

— Anonymous

Things I do well: Miss you, think, sleep, post irrelevant things on the internet, procrastinate, and appreciate music.

— Anonymous

I think I'm addicted to Twitter. Ive starting losing interest in convos that go over 140 characters.

— Anonymous

Dear kindergarten students If you don't like your nap time ,can you please give to us…Sincerely High school students

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Teenage is an age when both guys and girls experiment with their looks and appeal. Every teenager is into fashion… Okay did…

— Anonymous

Girls will be girls. We laugh at the dumbest jokes, go along with the craziest ideas, & still manage to have the…

— Anonymous

Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.

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Constantly wondering why your life isn't a reality show.

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Getting outta bed is one of the hardest challenges of the day.

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So Im pretty sure Im doing this teenager thing completely wrong.

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This is my real photo. maybe I'm ugly but I don't give a shit

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The only time I open my books to do homework is when I can't think of anything else to do.

— Anonymous

That terrible feeling when you have no internet connection.

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That awkward moment when it's Spring Break and you're sitting at home on Twitter.

— Anonymous

When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15.

— Anonymous

I'd get a lot more sleep if I didnt insist on reading the entire internet every night.

— Anonymous

If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school.

— Anonymous

Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4.

— Anonymous

When I get home from school, the first thing I look for is food.

— Anonymous

Drying only your hands, so you can reply to a text while in the shower.

— Anonymous

All I want is for you to love me back. Is that too much to ask

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Planning the conversation in your head before asking your parents for something big.

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I have failed you, but I have loved you from the start.

— Anonymous

Theres always that one teacher who we think is a child molester.

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Always saving all your homework until late Sunday night.

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Whenever I think I'm going to get into trouble, I hide my phone.

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It's not called cheating it's called I need to pass this fuckin class.

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It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the dark.

— Anonymous

I reply to you within seconds, stop taking an hour to reply.

— Anonymous

Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart.

— Anonymous

Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now.

— Anonymous