The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're talking to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That hot guy moment; when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how just one little phone call or text can make your bad day suddenly wonderful?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I send a long text message, and the person only replies to that one unimportant part. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time to clean my room: 50% listening to music and dancing around, 49% being lazy, 1% cleaning up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, kocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wow, today is such a lovely day to avoid all human contact and remain in the comfort of my own loneliness and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm young & I'm hopeless, I'm lost & I know this, I'm going nowhere fast that's what they say, I'm troublesome, I've… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want summer to last forever for these reasons: 1. Hair gets lighter. 2. Skin gets darker. 3. Water gets warmer. 4.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A kiss isn't a kiss unless it's the one you really love. A hug isn't a hug until it's the one you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hello I'm Shennon. And if you haven't knew, I'm a human fucking being. So of course I make mistake. But doesnt eveverybody?!!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Iam a teenage girl, I love, get my heart broken, break heart, parrty, sleep like there's no tommorow, ake mistakes, tears, get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met, and 195 countries I have not visited. Yet I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image