Taxes Quotes · Page 100

Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

— David Letterman

People go to movies on Saturday to get away from the war in Iraq and taxes and election news and pedophiles online…

— Samuel L. Jackson

We can't legislate the creation of jobs, but we can legislate things that will allow jobs to be created.

— Mike Lee

When you talk about taxing the rich, you're taxing capital, and taxing capital results in damage to more than just the wealthy.

— Rush Limbaugh

As American taxpayers know too well, the tax code is incredibly complex and compliance is all to expensive.

— Jim Ramstad

I am moneys medium. It passes through me- taxes, insurance, mortgage, child support, rent, legal fees. All this dignified blundering costs plenty.

— Saul Bellow

“Whether it is a corporate bailout or a student bailout, politicians are incentivizing bad financial decisions by stealing from people who made…

— Colin M. McGroarty

The current administration has made the decision to cut dollars going for community development block grants, for various incentives to bring cities…

— Stephanie Tubbs Jones

I think media think it's going to be good for ratings, and, two, because they know they have a lot of material…

— Marco Rubio

Friends and neighbors complain that taxes are indeed very heavy, and if those laid on by the government were the only ones…

— Benjamin Franklin

I mean, the fact of the matter is, Ohio 's coming back because we set a clear path, we cut taxes, we…

— John Kasich

Then by the springtime, you'll see us moving an effort to cut taxes for working families, small businesses and family farms to…

— Mike Pence

I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of…

— Barack Obama

The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute…

— Will Cuppy

Where we're coming down is we currently have $787 billion of stimulus that's been passed. We're certainly focusing on spending that money…

— Christina Romer

President Obama has lowered taxes more than he has raised them, and they are today lower than they were in President Reagan's…

— Eric Alterman

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

— Greg Behrendt

I shall easily show that it is impossible to tax further, ruinous to be always borrowing and not enough to confine ourselves…

— Charles Alexandre de Calonne

I don't get money from the vitamins that I make. My after tax profits go to a foundation that supports integrative medicine.

— Andrew Weil

[Tim] Kaine, in Virginia, you know he wasn't popular?His first move as governor of Virginia was to raise taxes by 4 billion…

— Donald Trump

Examine the legacy that we inherited and what we did. We had boom-and-bust economics and a doubled national debt.

— Tony Blair

No one in America fully understands the constantly changing Internal Revenue Code. Agents of the IRS do not, judges do not, congressmen…

— G. Edward Griffin

Obama Supporters Angry Over Tax Increases. I knew it. They were dumb enough to think it would only be the rich.

— Anonymous

Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just…

— David Letterman

I will release my tax returns - against my lawyer's wishes - when she releases her 33,000 e-mails that have been deleted.…

— Donald Trump

We need a tax code that truly helps working Americans trying to get a leg up in the new economy.

— Barack Obama

If it was true that lower taxes for the rich and more wealth to the wealthy leat to job creation, today we…

— Nick Hanauer

In times of huge fiscal deficits, no new revenues can be ignored, and renouncing any becomes well nigh politically impossible.

— Alan Patricof

We have historically tended to run fairly steady levels of government tax revenue as a percentage of gross domestic product and expenditures…

— Scott Bessent

It's unnecessary for elected officials to release their taxes because they are already required by law to submit a personal financial disclosure.

— Chris Collins

Having a tax code that rewards companies that are shipping jobs overseas instead of companies that are investing here in the United…

— Barack Obama

A [tax loophole is] something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform.

— Russell B. Long

I live in Vermont, and we don't have a tax incentive there, and therefore, we don't have professional crew there.

— Colin Trevorrow

Let's face reality. To ensure Hong Kong remains competitive, we have to uphold a very low tax regime.

— Carrie Lam

Many scientists and economists also say putting a price on carbon through carbon taxes and/or cap-and-trade is necessary.

— David Suzuki

Too often in Washington, we only look at the recipient side: How does the budget affect either those who receive or don't…

— Mick Mulvaney

If we are to create tomorrow's jobs, we can't remain frozen in time in yesterday's tax system.

— Bob Taft

I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene…

— Dave Barry

There is a tremendous movement on to get lower taxes on earned incomes. Then will come the real problem, 'Who among us…

— Will Rogers

The best way to help the poor is to slash taxes and allow savings, investment, and creation of jobs to proceed unhampered.

— Murray Rothbard