“Liz asked me the other day what I thought about twice baked potatoes. How the fuck should I know? Was I supposed… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“You're probably also wondering how in the hell I can possibly be twenty-five years old when just yesterday I was four. I… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Could you stand still please?' Sylvia says in an irritated voice. If she had sweaty balls and an almost-boner she wouldn't be… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder." Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Wow, she doesn't have any bones. Like, at all. Where the f*ck are her bones? Am I still drunk? Did I sleep… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
