I write everything I do. On the average, it takes you about sixty months from the first molecule of an idea to it being in front of an audience. I'm actually somebody that creates their own stuff. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Most comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would rather push myself into the mud.… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
There's a joy in having the molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only know… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I feel entirely grateful and appreciative of being able to make something up and do it, and I'm very grateful how well it's gone.… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Here's the plan: we get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for… one million dollars! — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal,… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
