Tables Quotes · Page 4

Humorists always sit at the children's table.

— Woody Allen

I don't go to restaurants, I go to tables.

— Langdon Winner

Breaks like a ball falling off a pool table.

— Leo Durocher

Marriage is to family what legs are to a table.

— Betty Jane Wylie

Do not speak of repulsive matters at table.

— Amy Vanderbilt

Television is a big roulette table on so many levels. That's all it is for actors.

— Gary Cole

This year women learned that if we aren't at the table, we're on the menu.

— Cecile Richards

I like on the table, when we're speaking, the light of a bottle of intelligent wine.

— Pablo Neruda

Be able to set a table so that you feel like you're dining, not just sitting and eating.

— Marilyn vos Savant

I hate table reads. I hate anything where you have to say the words out loud.

— Charlize Theron

You can fake your way to the table, but ultimately you have to learn how to eat.

— Kelly Cutrone

Who depends on another man's table often dines late.

— John Ray

Actors wait tables, directors work at video stores.

— Joss Whedon

At the very beginning, I said my life and Playboy are a Rorschach test. It's a culmination of the dreams and fantasies…

— Christie Hefner

I had been invited to speak after the lunch. But I did not go to the table until the feast ended, as…

— Elizabeth Cady Stanton

We've got to recognize that when we march into Iraq, we're setting up the card tables in front of every university in…

— Chris Matthews

I beat my sons in real-life table tennis, but virtually, I get murdered. I download games on the iPhone that I'm addicted…

— Salman Rushdie

My grandfather was a chef for a Baron in Sicily before he came to America. I grew up with him. I used…

— Vincent Schiavelli

I've never really thought of myself as having an ego. I've always found myself as having a lot of confidence. I know…

— Terrell Owens

Oh, Zoe Kazan - I'd move back to Brooklyn for her. She makes me happy with my life. Knowing her, being at…

— Michelle Williams

I can always go back to waiting tables, but I won't be very good at it. I'll never be good at it.

— Mike Birbiglia

Silicon Valley companies need to be asked to bring the best and brightest, the most recent technology to the table. I was…

— Carly Fiorina

I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy,…

— Bernie Mac

The subtle generational cues that make one thing cool and another uncool aren't always obvious to a parent. My children are my…

— Nolan Bushnell

It was a strange season coaching under that new [Alderson] regime. I felt like I was watching the deterioration of the Mets…

— Mookie Wilson

One wanted, she thought, dipping her brush deliberately, to be on a level with ordinary experience, to feel simply that's a chair,…

— Virginia Woolf

Great Britain revolutionized parts of their regulatory process by actually bringing the people who were going to be regulated to the table…

— Geoff Davis

I have on many occasions spoken my mind from stage. I have offered organizations table space by the merch booth. I have…

— Conor Oberst

If you're worried about putting food on the table or putting a roof over your head, that stress is definitely will contribute…

— Tony Hsieh

I am extremely pleased and proud of the achievements of Round Table India. I truly believe in their cause of educating underprivileged…

— Gauri Khan

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place…

— Anonymous

Gogol remembers having to do the same thing when he was younger, when his grandparents died...He remembers, back then, being bored by…

— Jhumpa Lahiri

Once upon a time, when men and women hurtled through the air on metal wings, when they wore webbed feet and walked…

— Anonymous

I want to quit. Not performing, but being a woman altogether. I want to throw my hands in the air, after reading…

— Amy Schumer

You can't always do that which you can do in your sleep. That doesn't fulfill an artist. You're looking for places where…

— Angela Bassett

It's true, I do sometimes suspend myself over the canvas, but mostly I work at a table when I'm making a painting.…

— James Nares

Whatever fighting words you hear from the bargaining table, the reality is that with the new TV contract about to take effect…

— Leigh Steinberg

Creativity always dies a quick death in rooms that house conference tables.

— Bruce Herschensohn

You can use an eraser on the drafting table or a sledge hammer on the construction site.

— Frank Lloyd Wright

We have two tables on our airplane that are set up with the games.

— Steve Yzerman