Nothing says 'I'm a fat ass' like wearing a T-shirt in a swimming pool.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I often remember in this false, distorted way, and the memories are often cloaked in the colour of the sun. Sometimes I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a very great fear of love. It is so personal. Let each bird fly with its own wings, and each… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The strongest must seek a way, say you? But I say: let a ploughman plough, but choose an otter for swimming, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can't wait to see if Ryan Lochte will best Michael Phelps in reckless post-Olympic partying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bras are the same as bikini tops so whats the difference between taking off your clothes and swimming and actually wearing a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A fine and beautiful life lies before thee, because thou hast a lively mind and a good wit. Thine arms are very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love going to the beach in the tropics and doing whatever I do - surfing, swimming or being - and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My idea of Heaven has nothing to do with fluffy clouds or angels. In my Heaven there's butter pecan ice cream and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was lucky enough, when I was younger, to have the chance to do as much as possible, and I found what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Swimming: 5% Swimming. 95% just doing flips and handstands in the water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be in relaxation a few moments. It can be any kind of situations - swimming in the river, relax with the river,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you make a bigger splash in a pool than all the Olympic divers combined. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's go swimming better yet I'm gonna go skinny dippin you can go chunky dunkin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a good idea to begin at the bottom in everything except in learning to swim. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry it struck you as weird that I was in your pool for hours without leaving once to go to the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not wait for an opportunity, while you can creat lots of opportunities! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
His head was swimming, and he was far from certain even of the direction they had been going in when he had… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a horrible smell in the kitchen the next morning when Harry went in for breakfast. It seemed to be coming… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just wanted to extend an invitation to be jealous of my pool any time you like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you're swimming and when you're angry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You say grace before meals. All right. But I say grace before the concert and the opera, and grace before the play… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Better to be happy with the cod fish in your plate now, than to linger for the taste of a tuna that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was small, a hotel must have a swimming pool. Now, it must have free wifi. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
