A whoreson jackanapes must take me up for swearing; as if I borrowed mine oaths of him and might not spend them… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
When we were on acid, we would go into the woods, because there was less chance that you would run into an… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his… — Bob Uecker Copy Share Image
“Taking up marriage is a good excuse for taking up cursing." These is my words” — Nancey E. Turner Copy Share Image
“Cellar Christians!" Foyle exclaimed. He and Robin peered through the window. Thirty worshipers of assorted faiths were celebrating the New Year with… — Alfred Bester Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
I don't really put a lot of swearing in my music. I want everybody to be able to enjoy it. — Drake Copy Share Image
There are ways of swearing that express all of your love and emotions. — Brett Goldstein Copy Share Image
Brigan spun around to face the man, swearing with as much as exasperation and fury as Fire had ever heard anyone swear.… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
The thing about sport, any sport, is that swearing is very much part of it. — Jimmy Greaves Copy Share Image
“And I know fuck isn’t a word that Mormons say, but I don’t say this word I only think it, so it… — Hippie Copy Share Image
I have been crying," she replied, simply, "and it has done me good. It helps a woman you know, just as swearing… — Horace Annesley Vachell Copy Share Image
The General most earnestly requires, and expects, a due observance of those articles of war, established for the government of the army… — George Washington Copy Share Image
The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense… — George Washington Copy Share Image
Night to night, doing the clubs is a lot of fun too because you have a lot more freedom and you don't… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
He was kindhearted, in a way. You know the sort of kind heart: it made him uncomfortable more often than it made… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Swearing is an art form. You can express yourself much more exactly, much more succinctly, with properly used curse words. — Coleman Young Copy Share Image
“I do not permit blasphemy, the F-word, or obscenities such as soy milk at my table. Consider yourself chastised.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Francie had heard swearing since she had heard words. Obscenity and profanity had no meaning as such among those people. They were… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
I kept this to remind me of you trying to brush away the Villa Rossa from your teeth in the morning, swearing… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Some of us cling to our curses if we haven't anything better to cling to! — Phyllis Bottome Copy Share Image
When you're in @#*!#-ing hell, your forehead can feel a wee bit feverish. (By the way, that's the way my wife actually… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
