“I went to a self-help group. I helped myself to their buffet. It was a pot down on luck. (I brought corn.)” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to knock the sense out of me to sense that, then I sense… — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“I don't like peoples, only persons among peoples. I've developed an allergy against being outnumbered, a price for originality.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
