“All of our lives suck right now, okay? You might think yours is an extra special sparkly rainbow unicorn fart type of suck, but it’s not. Just get on with it!” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“Thirty minutes later we were in Aunt Gene's carriage, Pam compulsively adjusting her bonnet, me meditating upon all of the ways it might be… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“Hey, she's hot. Literally. And circulation, I find that very, very attractive in a woman.” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“You know, that bishop strategy you often use is incredibly devious, and I was just about to try a new way to block it… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“Now, feel free to call me what I am-call me a corpse, call me dead, call me a killer if you want. I've killed… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“I felt like crawling off and finding a way to kick myself in the rear. One twist of the leg, might not be too… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“We were all quiet for a few moments before I broke the silence by saying, in my best upper-crust-girls'-school voice, "I am sure that… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“We just had to keep going and hope that whoever was in charge up top got his act together or started receiving pro-zombie messages… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“First,' Dad said, giving me a stern look, 'Captain Griswold and you [Nora] and i must have a little chat.' I batted my eyelashes… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“C'mon," I said, choosing to ignore his statement of the bloody obvious.” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“It's not like I enjoy introducing myself as a creature from beyond the grave.” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“I want to go home," she whispered to me. "Forget that last speech, I want to go home.” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“It was five minutes of screaming, slamming myself against the door, and stamping my feet-and a minute of contemplating the cold, horrible idea that… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
![“First,' Dad said, giving me a stern look, 'Captain Griswold and you [Nora] and i must have a little chat.' I batted my eyelashes at him, even as my cheeks heated. Chas choked, and scrawled out, You stil ow me detales! Detales!!!” quote by Lia Habel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/1a2/lia-habel-3222_humor_first-dad-said-giving-me-a-stern-look-ca_352650.jpg)
