Oh. Sorry about the muzzle. But it was necessary to protect you from your own stupidity. (Thorn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Only when you have crossed the river can you say that the crocodile has a lump on his snout. — Ashanti Copy Share Image
When people ask stupid questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers. — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
“People kill over the most ridiculous things. A careless word. Or poultry.” — Faiqa Mansab Copy Share Image
Heaven should be kind to stupid people, for no one else can be consistently. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The most intelligent people disguise the fact that they are intelligent. Wise men do not wear nametags. The more people talk about… — NisiOisiN Copy Share Image
Why, Sir, Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken a great deal of pains to become what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He committed the crime of stupidity while under my command," said Citizen. "Oh my," said Rigg. "They're handing out the death penalty… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“Anyhow, many people in the soft sciences are prone to be wrong because they’re crazy* * some are dumb, too, but that’s… — Gregory Cochran Copy Share Image
“If there’s one thing that’s irrefutably absurd, it’s believing that we can separate intelligence from wisdom and still have it be intelligence.” — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
If photography is allowed to supplement art in some of its functions, it will soon have supplanted or corrupted it altogether, thanks… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
But I remember now I am in this earthly world, where to do harm Is often laudable, to do good sometime Accounted… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Life is a flux, nothing abides. Still we are such fools, we go on clinging. If change is the nature of life,… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
It's like these people are programmed by Karl Rove. What he wants is to have liberal critics ridicule Bush because he says… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
There is no supernatural, there is only nature. Nature alone exists and contains all. All is. There is the part of nature… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I was stupid, so I wanted to change the world. Today, I am more stupid, so I am changing the world.… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
“Will this be in the examination, Mr Hecker?" was the limit of my students' interest in any given subject. If it was… — Tod Wodicka Copy Share Image
The country you're born in is where your passport comes from. No, not according to Donald Trump! No, not at all. I… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
American gentlemen are a cross between English and French men, and yet really altogether like neither. They are more refined and modest… — Fanny Kemble Copy Share Image
If God were to exist for the entire humanity, he would be profoundly vile, as he allows the existence of unfathomable sin,… — Kedar Joshi Copy Share Image