..people (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Let's not let cartoonists get involved in a war of any kind, except for a war against stupidity. — Patrick Chappatte Copy Share Image
Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished. — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
Remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? Well, look at you, living & shit — Jazmin Copy Share Image
“Never bet anything on men’s stupidity and on women’s virginity; the former believe they aren’t, while the latter believe they might be.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, computers are?stupid.Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate. — Bruce Sterling Copy Share Image
Kings had their clowns, the people their actors and musicians. Shakespeare was scheduled as a servant. It is thus that successful stupidity… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
If I have brought any message today, it is this: Have the courage to have your wisdom regarded as stupidity. Be fools… — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
“Cieszy mię ten rym: „Polak mądr po szkodzie”; Lecz jeśli prawda i z tego nas zbodzie, Nową przypowieść Polak sobie kupi, Że… — Jan Kochanowski Copy Share Image
Many brief follies--that is what you call love. And your marriage puts an end to many brief follies, with a single long… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Literature can be divided into two large families: the religious and the secular one. The first reveals the origin of stupidity, the… — William C. Brown Copy Share Image
“Staying for your children is noble. However, staying with someone that teaches your children that "selective" evilness is okay is mental illness.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
But one thing I realized with my brother is that you can’t toss your pearls before the swine. I think that’s why… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Virtue is under certain circumstances merely an honorable form of stupidity: who could be ill-disposed toward it on that account? And this… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I think that Mr. Obama is not just inexperienced; he is also hampered by a distinct inner emptiness - not an emptiness… — Shelby Steele Copy Share Image
“Power is okay, and stupidity is usually harmless. Power and stupidity together are dangerous.” “I never said stupid,” Ben corrected me. “You’re… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“When you are going on a spiritual path, as I explain it, you are basically raising your vibration. You then begin to… — Dan Desmarques Copy Share Image
Intelligence is not necessarily a good thing, something to value or cultivate. It's more like a fifth wheel - necessary or desirable… — Susan Sontag Copy Share Image
Rather than seek to be squired and dated by their rivals why should it not be possible for women to find relaxation… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
Without pain, how could we know joy?' This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity… — John Green Copy Share Image
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
For every idiot there is an equally matching idiot of other sex and those intelligent ones never marry. — Senoraroy Copy Share Image
Give a great big hug to all the drug dealers, sluts, and ass holes. They sure know how keep the world going — Masha Mezz Copy Share Image
If being real is stupidity... I would be the most stupid person in this world. — Jam-jam Candido Copy Share Image
Never argue with an idiot .they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience — Lol Copy Share Image
Humans fear reason, but they ought to fear stupidity- for reason can be hard, but stupidity can be fatal. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Religious and racial persecution is moronic at all times, perhaps the most idiotic of human stupidities. — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
“we don't legislate stupidity, you protect it and it breeds (paraphased from memory) (Adiamante)” — L.E. Modesitt Jr Copy Share Image