I just love how you can choose the right person to mess with and later seeing the front end of a car… — Courtney Hayward Copy Share Image
A man governs himself by the dictates of virtue and good sense, who acts without zeal or passion in points that are… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
Stupidity isn't the only thing humans carry inside of them. I'll show you that we also have the power to purify. — Yellow Tanabe Copy Share Image
The greatest danger of bombs is in the explosion of stupidity that they provoke. — Octave Mirbeau Copy Share Image
Only worry about your own happiness, which doesn’t have to be limited by anyone else’s stupidity unless you allow it to be. — James Altucher Copy Share Image
To be too dissatisfied with ourselves is a weakness. To be too satisfied with ourselves is a stupidity. — Magdeleine Sable Copy Share Image
“A best friend is the one person that doesn't leave you worse off by their actions or yours.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Individuals achieve optimal stupidity when they're given substantial powers while being insulated from the results of their actions. — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished? — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
What I wanted was to die among strangers, untroubled, beneath a cloudless sky. And yet my desire differed from the sentiments of… — Yukio Mishima Copy Share Image
The economy is changing everything. And men need to deal with that. Our response to it has been rage, stupidity and conscious… — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Any real New Yorker is a you-name-it-we-have-it-snob whose heart brims with sympathy for the millions of unfortunates who through misfortune, misguidedness or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
A guy walks into a bar* he sits down and sighs. the bartender walks over and asks him long day the man… — She's_gone Copy Share Image
The fool has one great advantage over a man of sense; he is always satisfied with himself. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
A beggar's mistake harms no one but the beggar. A king's mistake, however, harms everyone but the king. Too often, the measure… — R. Scott Bakker Copy Share Image
I swore that I would not suffer from the world's grief and the world's stupidity and cruelty and injustice and I made… — Sri Aurobindo Copy Share Image
“We have become a nation of thoughtless rushers, intent on doing before thinking , and hoping what we do magically works out.… — Len Holman Copy Share Image
Dullard: Someone who looks up a thing in the encyclopedia, turns directly to the entry, reads it, and then closes the book. — Philip Jose Farmer Copy Share Image
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
