We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. — Michael Steele Copy Share Image
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on… — John McCain Copy Share Image
Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States. — Lawrence O'Donnell Copy Share Image
I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when… — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol. — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
This president (Barack Obama) I think has exposed himself over and over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
They [China] have indicated that they’re trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have.… — Herman Cain Copy Share Image
How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen. Why did it happen? Because God said, 'My top priority for… — John Hagee Copy Share Image
I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate.… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
When they ask me who's the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I'm going to say, you know, I don't know. Do you know? And… — Herman Cain Copy Share Image
I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
[America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
I feel the best way to ensure Americans' freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through… — John Ashcroft Copy Share Image
I went to a number of women's groups and said: 'Can you help us find folks,' and they brought us whole binders… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented. — Rick Perry Copy Share Image
He [John McCain] is a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
A lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight — and when they come out, they’re gay. — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it… Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in… — Herman Cain Copy Share Image
Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage? — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
The wrong Democratic reaction to a stupid Republican utterance is to play hurt. — Hooman Majd Copy Share Image
I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged. — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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