As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Join me in welcoming the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Annoyed by stupid people in the news...why do these people suck up my oxygen? — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
Seriously I dont know when exactly the ufo landed and dumped all these stupid people but they apparently arent coming back for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stupid people can cause problems, but it usually takes brilliant people to create a real catastrophe. — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
RULE101 Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you down with unmatched experience. — Coldheart Copy Share Image
“If stupid people didn’t insist on thinking they were smart, the world would be a lot simpler.” — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
“smart people only mated with smart people, class structures would ossify. There’d be a permanent underclass of stupid people.” — Adelle Waldman Copy Share Image
I dont know when exactly that UFO landed and dropped off all these stupid people here but it obviously isn't coming back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People spend more time analyzing and judging people as opposed to meeting the person and seeing what they're like. — Isaiah Harden (Me Copy Share Image
No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
The embassy in Cairo put out a statement after their grounds had been breached. ... An apology for America's values is never… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
When you look at the number of stupid people who have succeeded in business, you clearly don't have to be very bright.… — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
“But they are practically brother and sister," ejaculated Marina, thinking as many stupid people do that "practically" works both ways - reducing… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
A relationship should be based on friendship. I remember somebody telling me that when I was younger and I just thought, you… — Vivienne Westwood Copy Share Image
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“You know what he has just done?” asked Victory, as she and Determined discussed the speech that evening. “He has deliberately set… — Mike Reeves-McMillan Copy Share Image
“I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“-I'm stubborn not stupid. There's a fine line between the two. Stupid people think they're right when they're wrong. Stubborn people know… — K. Mitch Copy Share Image
“Stupid. Why do people want to pretend that death is sleep? It isn’t. It isn’t” — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people… Go figure.” — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
I think Stupid People were put on Earth to test My Anger Management skills. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it.” — itsWillyFerrell Copy Share Image
