Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Arguing with stupid people is like killing the Mosquito on your cheek. You might or might not kill it, but you'll end… — Babloo Copy Share Image
“If only stupid people could have the mere intelligence to shut up while discussing serious matter, the world would go along so… — Laure Lacornette Copy Share Image
With various readings stored his empty skull, Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull. — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
It's usually the stupid people that develop long illnesses. You need more than indolence and selfishness, you need endurance to make a… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's the horsey-shape piece that moves in an L shape. It's what makes chess complicated, and why stupid people can't play chess.… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
“Love is never any better than the lover. Wicked people love wickedly, violent people love violently, weak people love weakly, stupid people… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
Why, sir, Sherry is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken him a great deal of pains to become what we… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Obama says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did.… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
There is usually only a limited amount of damage that can be done by dull or stupid people. For creating a truly… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
“And you know who's especially stupid? People who look at how unexceptional and bland and boring they are and say, "You know… — T.J. Kirk Copy Share Image
This is probably the advantage of being stupid. Stupid people just do. We tend to overthink. If we could eliminate the “over”… — Sarah Strohmeyer Copy Share Image
God, grant me the serenity to accept the stupid people as they are, the courage to maintain self-control and the wisdom to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The majority never has right on its side. Never, I say! That is one of these social lies against which an independent,… — Henrik Ibsen Copy Share Image
“Interviewer ...In the case of "American Psycho" I felt there was something more than just this desire to inflict pain--or that Ellis… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
The deal with Iran is so stupid, it's so insanely stupid, that when people vote for me, they know I don't make… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
“I have never seen much point in getting heavy with stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“The world’s richest man pulled Microsoft out of his butt. All Bill Gates exploited was a line of 0s and 1s as… — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
A boy is a long time before he knows his alphabet, longer before he has learned to spell, and perhaps several years… — Monty Roberts Copy Share Image
George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Ghosts were just a way that some stupid people dealt with their dull lives. — Charles de Lint Copy Share Image
Syria is Iran's only ally in the Arab world. It's their route to the sea. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Heaven should be kind to stupid people, for no one else can be consistently. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
