“Put knowledge in the hands of stupid people, and it just made them more stupid.” — Shiloh Walker Copy Share Image
George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
That moment when a person nobody likes sits down at your table, and everyone automatically wants to move. — Hillary Evans Copy Share Image
Even stupid people have a role to play in your life. They make you wiser and more patient. — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar Copy Share Image
Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“But it happens many times that stupid people have beautiful memories, and intelligent people are not so good as far as memory… — Osho Copy Share Image
“The stupid are always in a tendency to create enemies; on the other hand the clever are always in a tendency to… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I’m not a romantic, I’m a half-wit. Only stupid people would think I’m smart. I’m not something anyone should know. I’m a… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Obama says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did.… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
These are stupid people that say, `Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?' I didn't go bankrupt. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It's the horsey-shape piece that moves in an L shape. It's what makes chess complicated, and why stupid people can't play chess.… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
I don't mind your thinking slowly; I mind your publishing faster than you think. — Thomas B. Macaulay Copy Share Image
“The world’s richest man pulled Microsoft out of his butt. All Bill Gates exploited was a line of 0s and 1s as… — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
