I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize — Hank Johnson Copy Share Image
Civil rights laws were not passed to protect the rights of white men and do not apply to them. — Mary Frances Berry Copy Share Image
We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds. — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Plus they think the hurricane's going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start. The timing, at least it… — Donald Fowler Copy Share Image
If you ban them in the future, the number of these high-capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the… — Diana DeGette Copy Share Image
To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare… — Jerry Brown Copy Share Image
The Republican health care plan: don't get sick ... The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick… — Alan Grayson Copy Share Image
I love these members, they get up and say, 'Read the bill ... What good is reading the bill if it's a… — John Conyers Copy Share Image
If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can… — Charles Rangel Copy Share Image
If you call it a riot, it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did… — Maxine Waters Copy Share Image
I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight.… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point.… — Henry Waxman Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney... this… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it… — John Dingell Copy Share Image
I do believe that it's the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel. I do believe that it defies… — Rosie O'Donnell Copy Share Image
Our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes and I see many of them in the audience here today. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
There's never been A day in the last four years I've been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance. — Debbie Wasserman Schultz Copy Share Image
I'm going to be honest with you - I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system? — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
If you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly. — Alan Grayson Copy Share Image
Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs. — Nancy Pelosi Copy Share Image
Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
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