All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“(Personal Note: I'm trying really hard to keep a straight face at this point)” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
When people lie straight to your face, especially when you know the truth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” — Cynthia E. Varnado Copy Share Image
I'm not that cool with people who lie straight to my face multiple times. — Eva Marie Copy Share Image
“The image of Mac standing in front of a selection of penises, like a witness picking a criminal out of a line-up,… — Suzie Quint Copy Share Image
I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I don't know how anyone can keep a straight face and say they are for deficit reduction while they insist on a… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
A jealous man is poisonous but don't compare him with a jealous woman cause she will really poison u! *straight face*à — Maureen Renfro Copy Share Image
“My name is Samhain Corvus LaCroix. I am a necromancer. Now, if only I could say that with a straight face.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“How would you like it if I poked you?” he asks, trying to keep a straight face. “You already did, you asshole!… — Chantal Fernando Copy Share Image
“It’s a remarkable experience to ask yourself identity-crisis questions from a comic book movie with a mostly straight face, but I don’t… — Jonathan Talat Phillips Copy Share Image
“Great. Now I knew what his penis looked like. I could never have breakfast with the Paulson Pack again. Eating sausage with… — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
“I watch the man place the collar on Tuck and tighten it so much that I worry he's not getting enough oxygen.… — Kaitlyn Deann Copy Share Image
Maybe I know somewhere deep in my soul That love never lasts And we've got to find other ways To make it… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You can't have Rosie on The View and Elton John packing Mom and Pop in at Caesars Palace and gay people all… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
It was great. I got to hang out with him [Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins], and I kept a straight face for… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to control whole populations of people. Just get a good looking person, like a news anchor, to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When asked about how he could have offered the Warren Report, full of inconsistencies, to the American people with a straight face,… — Michael Ruppert Copy Share Image
“The Herondales have always been famous for their good looks,” said Bridget, “but if you ask me, the Lightwoods are the more… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The current budget that the Republicans are looking at never balances. How can that be fiscally responsible? And how can we look… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
“Rosethorn had gone to her room the moment Niko started to cough. Now she returned with her syrup and a firm look… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
“She says that I have to abstain from all sexual activity for the next four weeks.” Christian’s mouth drops open in shock,… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Are you a Dominant, Sir?” “Yes.” A smile played at his lips. Hearing her call him that would never get old. “And… — Shayla Black Copy Share Image
See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
No one could argue with a straight face that the couples getting married today are much happier just because their wedding celebrations… — Robert H. Frank Copy Share Image
“Usually when people say, ‘Nothing’s wrong’, they usually just don’t want to talk about it,” I told him. “Yeah, but when they… — Not_present Copy Share Image
“I hope I redeemed myself with the whole dancing-sex comparison.” “I suppose there were a couple of notable similarities,” I observed, holding… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Why aren’t we going now?” “You know why.” He tightened his hold on her ankle and tugged her closer, rolling over onto… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“Winter? Everything all right?” “I can’t go there,” Winter said. “Why not?” Qibli asked, startled. “It’s cursed.” Winter waved a talon at… — Tui T. Sutherland Copy Share Image
“What happened?” Violet asked Jay, when Mike went to join the girls in the kitchen, giving them a moment alone in front… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“Because we’ve been lied to and lied to, and it hurts to be lied to. It’s ultimately just about that complicated: it… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“But even as he reached out to cup he face he heard an angry buzzing, and a huge black bee dive-bombed him… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“She glanced over her shoulder at him. “So until the wedding ceremony in your chapel, we’ll be chaste?” Her smile flirted and… — Christina Dodd Copy Share Image
“I want you both to show me how much you know about each other,” he began. “I want you both to make… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Everett Walsh!" Chloe exclaimed. I fell off the bed laughing. Liz folded her arms and tried to scowl at us, but I… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Even before phones and e-mail this county could spread a story faster than a hooker could spread K-Y Jelly," Tessa added with… — Linda McMaken Copy Share Image
When people warned me there would be long periods out of work if I became an actor, I couldn't keep a straight… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
![“It was great. I got to hang out with him [Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins], and I kept a straight face for a bit and then I started giggling because I know Martin, I don't know Bilbo. For Martin to be sitting there playing Bilbo is amazing. He's going to be amazing, he's going to be fantastic in…” quote by Benedict Cumberbatch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e4/benedict-cumberbatch-1156_bits_it-was-great-i-got-to-hang-out-with-him_2537966.jpg)
