Time flies, dreams die, people lose faith, Tryna hide behind a lie with a straight face. — Xzibit Copy Share Image
I swear you think you know someone but damn they lie straight to your face for real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Then she turned, punched me in the arm, and ran in her bunk.” I said with a straight face.” — Phil Wohl Copy Share Image
“Great. Now I knew what his penis looked like. I could never have breakfast with the Paulson Pack again. Eating sausage with… — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
“It’s a remarkable experience to ask yourself identity-crisis questions from a comic book movie with a mostly straight face, but I don’t… — Jonathan Talat Phillips Copy Share Image
“How would you like it if I poked you?” he asks, trying to keep a straight face. “You already did, you asshole!… — Chantal Fernando Copy Share Image
“My name is Samhain Corvus LaCroix. I am a necromancer. Now, if only I could say that with a straight face.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“I grind so fine, I’m practically coffee,” he says with a straight face, then busts out a grin.” — Jillian Dodd Copy Share Image
You know you've got it bad when he stares at you, not saying anything or smiling, and you try and keep a… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
There is not a single person alive who could keep a straight face and say "Oh yeah it's healthy, the reason I… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
Dear McDonald's. Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“Once you confessed to someone that you had been very depressed when dining with her several months earlier. She was stunned, discovering… — Édouard Levé Copy Share Image
“Oh, you are a little ray of sunshine today, aren’t you? Now, look at your progesterone levels. Still higher than normal. Are… — Karen Traviss Copy Share Image
Obviously, many will feel that having a cleaner means I can't talk about being working class with a straight face. I would… — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
You can be our critic. Would you dig that? (Yes, he was the last Man in America who could say “dig” with… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
I have long said there are three distinct groups under the GOP's tent: theological warriors, who want to impose their social views… — Eliot Spitzer Copy Share Image
I don't think I could, with a straight face, describe myself as a completely positive person, but I'm not overly negative, either.… — James Lasdun Copy Share Image
If enough money is involved and enough people believe that two plus two equals five the media will report the story with… — Susan Jacoby Copy Share Image
“Nice work," I commented drily. "How old was that littlest one? Five? Did she put up a terrible fight?" "I feared for… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
“Lunch looks grand, Meg. You’ve really outdone yourself,” James commented, loading his plate. He frowned down at an escaping carrot extending precariously… — Shannon MacLeod Copy Share Image
“In a culture that is becoming ever more story-stupid, in which a representative of the Coca-Cola company can, with a straight face,… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“But you never said anything! Not one frigging word, Lara Jean!” Automatically I say, “Don’t say ‘frig.’ ” “Not one frigging word,” Kitty… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“Let us find the dam snack bar,” Zoë said. “We should eat while we can.” Grover cracked a smile. “The dam snack… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Oh, I see how it is. Baby finds her Johnny Castle, and all of a sudden, she forgets about the small matter… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“Okay," Jake said, "Here's what we know. Or at least, what we think we know." We were all at Rachel's house again.… — K. A. Applegate Copy Share Image
“Smiling Bloopers • Insincere smiling can backfire! (Different from a shy smile that just beckons a friendly "hello.") • Transitioning from a… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“Have that spatula ready when I return," Ian sang out to her. "I don't even want to know what that means," were… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“You said she works at an ice-cream shop around here, right?” He made a big show of wiping the sweat off his… — Julie James Copy Share Image
Knew it from the start, nah somethin wasn't right/ Felt somethin different when I looked into your eyes/ Things change, re-arrange, won't… — Tactics Copy Share Image
“What’s that?” “I’ll tell you after you guess what I am.” I kept a straight face. “Rumpelstiltskin?” He rolled his eyes. “Be… — Ednah Walters Copy Share Image
“His eyes ran over her hungrily. “I couldn’t get it out of my mind,” he said, almost to himself, “the way it… — Diana Palmer Copy Share Image
“Kate makes good sausage," Jim said. Six pairs of eyes stared at me. Thank you, Mr. Wonderful. Just what I needed. "Oh… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Now, take a man like Nixon, a man who is going to be President of the United States. He’s known for his… — Mae Brussell Copy Share Image
“Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if… — John Doe Copy Share Image
“According to Mr. E., all of this was my fault,” Ryan explained. With a little too much amusement if you ask me.… — Kelly Oram Copy Share Image
I’m never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face? — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
I think I found it difficult though to keep a straight face when we were actually working and I wasn't supposed to… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
