Straight face Quotes

I can't honestly say with a straight face that every Avenged Sevenfold album is my favorite.

— Zacky Vengeance

I hate it when people call me beautiful and they lying straight to my face

— Crystal

I was always the first one to break. I'll admit it. I couldn't keep a straight face.

— Mandy Moore

On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours.

— X. J. Kennedy

Those moments when you try to do a backflip off your bed, and land straight on your face ._.

— Patience

“It's hard to keep a straight face when I just wanna smile- Fun.”

— Fun

It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower.

— Krysten Ritter

You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face

— Sherry Argov

A jealous man is poisonous but don't compare him with a jealous woman cause she will really poison u! *straight face*à

— Maureen Renfro

I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and…

— Stephen Colbert

I don't know how anyone can keep a straight face and say they are for deficit reduction while they insist on a…

— Claire McCaskill

“The image of Mac standing in front of a selection of penises, like a witness picking a criminal out of a line-up,…

— Suzie Quint

Sometimes I definitely crack up in the ring. If I tried to consciously go in there and keep a straight face, I'm…

— Big Cass

It took me a while to affirm the fact that I'm actually a really good writer. I couldn't even call myself a…

— Luvvie Ajayi

“One time her father told her Shakespeare was really an Arab. 'Just look at his name: It's an Anglicization of Sheikh Zubayr,'…

— Mohja Kahf

“How could I ask for “horse” with a straight face? And, if I were doing heroin, then I’d be a depressed teenager…

— Ned Vizzini

In the end, all that time I spent in the 'Star Wars' universe fostered galaxies of creativity and made me a better…

— Chris Hardwick

I still get star-struck by people like Harrison Ford, but I think it's become more natural and more a part of my…

— Asa Butterfield

No matter how you cut them, paste them, rotate them, or distort them, lip syncing and air-guitar playing are fundamentally foolish activities,…

— Walter Kirn

“How in the world had she gazed upon the man and maintained a straight face while holding him at knifepoint? He’d been…

— Vivienne Savage

It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush…

— Robert A. Heinlein

“No self-respecting wolf would eat a rodent - though we might've been able to use your teeth as decorations," Andrew said with…

— Nalini Singh

“Although 'to paint' means something like "to cause to be covered with paint," one does not 'paint a brush' when one dips…

— Steven Pinker

I have always believed that the key to a happy marriage was the ability to say with a straight face, 'Why, I…

— Judith Martin

“Thanks," he said. "De nada," said Julius. "What does that mean?" said Charlie. "It's nothing, in Spanish." said Julius. "I mean, it…

— Zizou Corder

“She tore through the wrapping and took out a blue velvet box. She glanced back at me as though unable to believe…

— Darynda Jones

“There’s an organic grocery store just off the highway exit. I can’t remember the last time I went shopping for food.” A…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“This quote – Tess says it to her mother after Alec D’Urberville has had his wicked way with her.” “I know,” muses…

— E.L. James

Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack…

— Rick Riordan

“How about I take you to my studio? Much less dangerous. Plus, I need a model and you could sit for me."…

— Amy Plum

“Why aren’t we going now?” “You know why.” He tightened his hold on her ankle and tugged her closer, rolling over onto…

— Catherine Anderson

“I hope I redeemed myself with the whole dancing-sex comparison.” “I suppose there were a couple of notable similarities,” I observed, holding…

— Richelle Mead

“I sat in the passenger seat of the squad car, laughing at the look on Noah’s face. “She tried man, she did.…

— C.A. Harms

“There," he said, admiring his own handiwork. "Good as new." Violet glanced at the ridiculously huge Band-Aids on her knees and looked…

— Kimberly Derting

“Everett and his mom broke up with me ,thank you very much." "You shouldn't have made out with him in his mother's…

— Jennifer Echols

“Every week seems to bring another luxuriantly creamy envelope, the thickness of a letter-bomb, containing a complex invitation – a triumph of…

— David Nicholls

“...while epic fantasy is based on the fairy tale of the just war, that’s not one you’ll find in Grimm or Disney,…

— Catherynne M. Valente

“And how old are you, Miss Beckett?” “Seventeen.” “What!” There is no way she’s seventeen. I inspect her face, studying it intently,…

— Georgia Cates

“What do you want?” he growled. “I just want to talk.” I tried to keep my voice steady. “You don't have to…

— Wendy Higgins

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack…

— Rick Riordan