I know I can never work in a comedy because I can't keep a goddamn straight face. — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
I'm not that cool with people who lie straight to my face multiple times. — Eva Marie Copy Share Image
“It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” — Cynthia E. Varnado Copy Share Image
When people lie straight to your face, especially when you know the truth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“(Personal Note: I'm trying really hard to keep a straight face at this point)” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. And he'll look you straight in the face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But I had learned deceptions could be uttered with a straight face, a warm smile might conceal malice, and that the most… — Sue Lynn Tan Copy Share Image
When people warned me there would be long periods out of work if I became an actor, I couldn't keep a straight… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
“Even before phones and e-mail this county could spread a story faster than a hooker could spread K-Y Jelly," Tessa added with… — Linda McMaken Copy Share Image
It is hard to keep a straight face during comedy scenes. It's considered really bad form to laugh at someone else because… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
“How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks. “Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic notification.” “Oh,” Dallas… — Iris Blaire Copy Share Image
Straight on, my face is quite symmetrical, but despite all that people seem to think I've got a gloomy appearance. — Jean Marsh Copy Share Image
“His straight face was disrupted by a smile that disappeared almost as quickly as a box of chocolates in my kitchen.” — Katherine Bayless Copy Share Image
Who else puts LOL or LMAO or ROFL knowing good and damn well your sitting there with a straight face. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“He alienated his friends in the sciences by thanking them extravagantly for scientific advances he had read about in the recent newspapers… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“Chloe thought madly about tiny FM radios that she could hide in her ear and pull her hair over to hide, about… — Celia Thomson Copy Share Image
Because Scientology is perceived and conceived by Scientologists as being this salvation for mankind, you can have people that lie with a… — Mike Rinder Copy Share Image
It is day after day in this institution, borrow money, run up the debt, run up the deficits and then with a… — Richard Neal Copy Share Image
“You know,' Wraith muttered, 'life was a lot easier when we hated all humans and didn't give a shit what happened to… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
“If you've taken a photo with your camera's pop-up flash, you're probably wondering how camera manufacturers list pop-up flash as a feature… — Scott Kelby Copy Share Image
“Yeah whatever," Andrew said impatiently. "He came back to the room that night and kept talking about this girl he'd seen at… — Alicia Thompson Copy Share Image
“Sam laughed. "One of these days you're going to forget your lines and have to thribble, and it's going to come out… — Gary L. Blackwood Copy Share Image
Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Get me some Midol, all right?" Benjamin all but choked. Leon studies the ceiling with a great deal of interest, a smile… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“Sadie was still a kite. "You can turn back now," I told her. She tilted her head and regarded me quizically. She… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Further, Dr. Gold said with a straight face, the pill at optimum dosage could have the side effect of impotence. Until that… — William Styron Copy Share Image
“We must sober up and admit that too many of the Republicans and the Democrats have played us, lied to us and… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
The answer is for all of us to create our own systems, our own ideas, because vibrant independent ideas will trump this… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
“Everett Walsh!" Chloe exclaimed. I fell off the bed laughing. Liz folded her arms and tried to scowl at us, but I… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“She glanced over her shoulder at him. “So until the wedding ceremony in your chapel, we’ll be chaste?” Her smile flirted and… — Christina Dodd Copy Share Image
“But even as he reached out to cup he face he heard an angry buzzing, and a huge black bee dive-bombed him… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
“I want you both to show me how much you know about each other,” he began. “I want you both to make… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“Because we’ve been lied to and lied to, and it hurts to be lied to. It’s ultimately just about that complicated: it… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Winter? Everything all right?” “I can’t go there,” Winter said. “Why not?” Qibli asked, startled. “It’s cursed.” Winter waved a talon at… — Tui T. Sutherland Copy Share Image
“A small container of Rocky Road lands on the counter next to me. “I figured Rocky Road was appropriate to pave the… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
“What happened?” Violet asked Jay, when Mike went to join the girls in the kitchen, giving them a moment alone in front… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
