Staten Island Quotes by Colin Jost

I'm really excited about Jordan Spieth. Like a great in any sport, when the moment is the biggest, he performs his best.

— Colin Jost

Staten Island is segregated, but it's also - I don't know. It's, like, it's not - it's not unprogressive.

— Colin Jost

I never came out to the Hamptons when I was younger - it was always a fancy and exotic place.

— Colin Jost

The first joke I ever told on stage was a golf joke.

— Colin Jost

I majored in the history and literature of Russia and Britain. It has not helped my career.

— Colin Jost

Donald Trump had a hit TV show on NBC for 14 years! He was covered by every major newspaper for 30 years. The idea…

— Colin Jost

When you're pitching movies, sometimes you know what the idea is, but you fully don't know the dimensions of it.

— Colin Jost

I commuted an hour and a half each way to high school in N.Y.C. I took a bus, a ferry, then a subway.

— Colin Jost

When I was 10, I went to the Junior Olympics for the 50-meter and 100-meter breaststroke.

— Colin Jost

There are some people who are way too sensitive about things. If you're not using the vocabulary that's new that they've helped define, then…

— Colin Jost

Having Twitter on your phone is like being with a journalist that hates you 24 hours a day. Anything you say on that can…

— Colin Jost

Whatever I did, I always gravitated toward trying to be funny. If I was with friends, we were joking around. If I wrote for…

— Colin Jost

It's not an easy job to think creatively and then also have to think logistically.

— Colin Jost

When you contribute to food banks or give money that goes to having meals delivered, you're meeting the most basic need. It's such a…

— Colin Jost

I was at Harvard when Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, and I begged him not to do it.

— Colin Jost