I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Maybe he was destined to die under the fading shadow of a plastic dinosaur surrounded by pickpockets, hookers, and panhandlers, but at least he’d… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“To the dead. Let’s think of them always, but not join them too soon.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front of the… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes. I'm the… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“So far, being dead is about as much fun as a barbed-wire G-string. Yes,” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over?" [p.240:]” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red slit pupils… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
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