If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York. — T. J. Miller Copy Share Image
I feel that I'm a stand-up comedian more than anything else, that's my job. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role. — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
I love the buzz of doing live. I am a stand-up comedian and so I am not scared of live. — Alan Carr Copy Share Image
A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv'… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
That's how to make a stand-up comedian: You take a person who is uncomfortable and try to squirrel their way out of… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
I was a stand-up comedian for 10 years, if you can believe it. And I gave it up at age 22. — Samm Levine Copy Share Image
Mama is my chance to be a stand-up comedian. In my mind, it's my chance to be Chris Rock. — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
I'm a Sit Down Stand Up Comedian, whatever the hell that is. Maybe a writer with a short attention span and one… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
When I first realized that I wanted to be a stand-up comedian was when I was in the service. — Rudy Ray Moore Copy Share Image
I also could see myself as a stand-up comedian, a fashion designer (for people of all sizes), a hairdresser, an earnest and… — Denise Duhamel Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a stand-up comedian. I consider myself a performer; a comic as opposed to stand-up comedian. Stand-up comedians stand… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I'm not really trying to be a stand-up comedian. I have a huge amount of respect for the guys who do it.… — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
Generally speaking, talk to any stand-up comedian, the people in this world who are the brightest and have the biggest smile often… — Chris Sullivan Copy Share Image
Someone going from TikTok and expecting to be a natural stand-up comedian is the equivalent in my mind of someone being good… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
The real focus at first is to just become a good stand-up comedian, and then when you get to a certain level,… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
Luckily, I'm not a stand-up comedian, so I don't get the fear of standing on stage in front of a dead audience:… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
Aziz Ansari was on 'Parks and Recreation' for, I don't know, what, seven years? And he was a really popular stand-up comedian.… — Steve Zissis Copy Share Image
In the stand-up comedy top, there's room for everyone - if you're good, there's room for everyone. You'll put on your own… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
There's a reason I'm a stand-up comedian. I think there may be some laziness inherent in that job. It's the four-hour work… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
A stand-up comedian who's assaultive and decent and has managed a career that has spanned over five decades deserves a documentary. — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
Some people assume that I'm a stand-up comedian - I couldn't think of anything worse - and then they ask 'would you… — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
Growing up, I loved comedy even before I knew that you could be a stand-up comedian. — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
Finding your voice as a stand up comedian means deeply knowing who you are as an artist and a human being. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
I'm not a stand-up comedian. I'm not an improv person or anything, but I've always been a fan of that stuff. — Haley Joel Osment Copy Share Image
I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing. — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
If the 'Chappelle's Show' had stayed on, I seriously doubt I would have developed this fast as a stand-up comedian. I probably… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
The skill of a good actor is to make it always seem like you're in that fantastically spontaneous moment. Very often, a… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
I tell people I'm a stand-up comedian two hours a week. The rest of the time, I'm somebody's husband, I'm somebody's father.… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
