I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate a proud Irish tradition by drinking shameful American beers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's drink this St. Patrick's Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you a day filled with barrels of beers, pots of gold and loads of happiness. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your life be filled with good luck, love and success. Have a great St. Patrick's feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leave all your worries behind. Smile, because life is a gift. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
