It's a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade and I have to say that on some level I kind of see their point. Because when you think about it, it is… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke? — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
[On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone.… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I get asked to do benefits a lot and I've decided I've got to be a bit more discerning, I can't just do all… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring! — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
![“[On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a cup of coffee before I noticed there was lipstick on the cup. There was wadded-up gum and lipstick on the napkin. I must have been sitting on that woman's lap for an hour.” quote by Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f87/laura-kightlinger-24538_cities_on-living-in-new-york-city-i-m-oblivious_55113.jpg)
