I Just tasered a squirrel and now it's on the floor being a drama queen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!” — Hammy, the Squirrel” — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
How comedic are squirrels? We don't have squirrels in Australia. The first time I saw a squirrel was at a meeting at… — Liam Hemsworth Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I get such a craving for squirrel meat that I'll go to extremes to get it. — Steven Rinella Copy Share Image
Squirrel was a thing people ate where I lived. It was part of the culinary lexicon. — Steven Rinella Copy Share Image
No one knew about the squirrel’s skull beneath her bed, but no one wanted to know. — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
“I want you to use your misplaced acorn of a brain before the squirrel comes looking for it again.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
The squirrel has not yet found the acorn that will grow to the oak that will be cut to form the cradle… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
That's how to make a stand-up comedian: You take a person who is uncomfortable and try to squirrel their way out of… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
The idea is that there is a kind of memory in nature. Each kind of thing has a collective memory. So, take… — Rupert Sheldrake Copy Share Image
My first job was as a treetopper, and I was so damn good at it they called me 'Squirrel.' And then I… — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
“Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Our flying squirrel is in no proper sense a flyer. On the ground, he is more helpless than a chipmunk, because less… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
“She was his potchke, his fleutchke, his notchke, his motchke, his everything that the speech of St. Botolphs left unexpressed. She was… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
The growth of things like 'meme coins' on everything from Trump to DOGE to Peanut the Squirrel are about flashy headlines and… — Ruben Gallego Copy Share Image
“My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home… — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“We broke and ran. The squirrel, however, was not a quitter. Glancing over my shoulder, I saw that it was in fact… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
“How can it not exist? What does that—” A tiny grey body shot in front of the Land Rover. “Squirrel!” Mad Rogan… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“squirrel is in a pine tree, when all of a sudden, it starts shaking. He looks down, and sees an elephant climbing… — Adrian McKinty Copy Share Image
“When their chatter died to a contented lull, a small red squirrel ventured out of the oak grove and turned to the… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Hesitantly, I touched the stump where my finger used to be. In my mind, something almost remembered itself, but the fumes of… — Dan Chaon Copy Share Image
And thus flowed the current of life. The seeds of the silverbell were converted into squirrel; and squirrels were converted into foxes.… — Harvey Broome Copy Share Image
Recently my fingers have developed a prejudice against comparatives. They all follow this pattern: a squirrel is smaller than a tree; a… — Bertolt Brecht Copy Share Image
“Hidden up there behind some branches sits one glaring squirrel. “I don’t know,” I say. “He looks pretty pissed, though.” “Good.” I… — Matthew Norman Copy Share Image
“Kammy jerked upright. It was as though the trees had parted beneath the pressure of the storm and a bolt of lightning… — Natalie Crown Copy Share Image
Humanity appreciates truth about as much as a squirrel appreciates silver. — Vernon Howard Copy Share Image
“Your ancient enemy is basically just a really, really big squirrel” — Sebastien de Castell Copy Share Image
