“A man could shoot a squirrel out of a tree from a distance of sixty feet. But he couldn't vomit into a… — Maggie Osborne Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... in it, I tried to sell a squirrel a deposit box to store his… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart,… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Istanbul in the snow is a wonder. The extravagant pleasures on show in the Topkapi Palace Museum - the sultan's robes thickly… — Bettany Hughes Copy Share Image
“I watch a small tree squirrel, basking in the early morning sun, in my garden, and smile. No longer do I feel… — Bhuwan Thapaliya Copy Share Image
“Not much goes on in the mind of a squirrel. Huge portions of what is loosely termed "the squirrel brain" are given… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
Squirrel Girl is basically a Silver Age character in the modern age, and that makes her a fish out of water in… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
