Hillary Clinton is now driving from New York to Iowa. It's been called the least-exciting spring break trip in history. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I used to be the cheater. But Im not talking about going all the way...I wasnt doing that… — Fergie Copy Share Image
“Marry me," I said without hesitation. I was surprised at how quickly and easily the words came. His mouth spread into a… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Whenever it was spring break, someone would always have a guitar down at the beach, and they'd play a random song, and… — Cole Swindell Copy Share Image
“So spring break consisted of seven fun-filled days cooped up in the house with Jeffrey, who was grounded because he’d won the… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
Please hurry up spring break because I have mentally checked out of school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In one universe, they are gorgeous, straight-teethed, long-legged, wrapped in designer fashions, and given sport cars on their sixteenth birthdays, Teachers smile… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Kinda want to binge eat 10 cupcakes...kinda want a hot body for spring break. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeahhhh !! tht wa son the spring break !! I went to France to see my family :( I miss them so much <3 — Shmoopy Copy Share Image
As a kid in the projects, I always looked forward to spring break. We'd either have cousins visiting us for the week… — Flo Rida Copy Share Image
Am I the only one not excited about spring break, because I'm fat and an outcast? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need spring break. Not even to go to the beach or be with friends, but to relax and take a break… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You wonder why your government's completely broken? We lurch from deadline to deadline, and it's on purpose really. We do deadline to… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
Wish I was actually going somewhere for spring break but NOOPEE I'm stuck in this hell hole state. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me on spring break: 1) puts on bikini 2) puts on turtleneck 3) puts on sweatpants 4) crawls in hole 5) stays there — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I used to be the cheater. But I'm not talking about going all the way.... I wasn't doing… — Fergie Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend goes to Florida for spring break, that's not your girlfriend anymore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope Twitter's 140-character limit doesn't hinder you from describing every detail of your ecstasy-fueled spring break beach orgies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The notion that a vast gulf exists between "criminals" and those of us who have never served time in prison is a… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
It's spring break for a lot of college kids, so therefor I don't feel guilty for crushing this beer at 10:30am. — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
