Spring break Quotes

Current emotion: I need spring break

— Anonymous

"What's your major?"...Spring break

— Anonymous

It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!

— Daniel Tosh

April ... hath put a spirit of youth in everything.

— William Shakespeare

“Hawaii for spring break.”

— J.A. Huss

Spring Break is finally here. cx c: XD

— Jasmine Laura

I'll just be the whale in a bikini on spring break…

— Anonymous

Spring makes everything look filthy.

— Katharine Whitehorn

“No one returns home to Daddy from Spring Break innocent.”

— James T. Barrett

Actually I'm disappointed of being on spring break den I won't see my bf:( ;(

— Killa

I may not be going anywhere warm for spring break.. But I'm sure gonna have a great time.

— Anonymous

If your girlfriend goes to Florida for spring break, that's not your girlfriend anymore.

— Anonymous

Don't let razor bumps bust your Spring Break wax it.

— Aimee Lippert

That awkward moment when it's Spring Break and you're sitting at home on Twitter.

— Anonymous

Everyone has a spring break body if you don't care about society's unrealistic appearance expectations.

— Anonymous

“Spring break! Were there any two words ever put together that make a more beautiful sound?”

— Gary D. Schmidt

Me on spring break: 1) puts on bikini 2) puts on turtleneck 3) puts on sweatpants 4) crawls in hole 5) stays there

— Anonymous

I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: this…

— Charles Barkley

I need spring break. Not even to go to the beach or be with friends, but to relax and take a break…

— Anonymous

The first place I went in America was Boca Raton, and I thought it was awesome. It was spring break, and there…

— Nina Agdal

I hope spring break provides enough time to recover from a stressful semester of binge drinking and reckless sex with total strangers.

— Anonymous

“Anyway. Give me your ten.” “I’ve had sex with more than ten women in one week.” Cancun. Spring Break 2004. Mexico is…

— Emma Chase

It would be a tragic waste of talent if you didn't enter every conceivable spring break wet t-shirt contest.

— Anonymous

It's spring break for a lot of college kids, so therefor I don't feel guilty for crushing this beer at 10:30am.

— Jake Owen

“Would you like some tea?" She wrinkled her nose. "Is there booze in it?" He looked into the pitcher. "Just tea. No…

— Jennifer Echols

“I don't think I want to have this sort of conversation with you, especially since you're going to be a virgin till…

— Kate Perry

'Memorial Day' is about 'spring break' girls-gone-wild culture which is the seedy underbelly of our American Puritanism, the inverse side of the…

— Josh Fox

As a kid in the projects, I always looked forward to spring break. We'd either have cousins visiting us for the week…

— Flo Rida

“It sounds dumb, but one of the first things I'd thought of was that I'd look like the Vandy: covered in swirling…

— Rachel Hawkins

“He held up my most prized possession, a sweatshirt from spring break during my senior year of college. It was faded, tattered,…

— Tracy Brogan

“I stand. "I'm not going to San Diego." I zap him with a don't-mess-with-me look. "I have plans for spring break, important…

— Barrie Summy

“I know where they are.' 'Where?' 'Why should I tell you?' 'Because, if I don't have a suitcase, I can't go to…

— Katie Alender

“During the spring break I read a book called Everlasting. It was a really great book to read. It was about how…

— Elizabeth Chandler

“Vegas?" I asked. His brow furrowed, unsure of where I was headed. "Yeah?" "Have you thought about going back?" His eyebrows shot…

— Jamie McGuire

Want to talk third wave feminism, you could cite Ariel Levy and the idea that women have internalized male oppression. Going to…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Think of the sound you make when you let go after holding your breath for a very, very long time. Think of…

— Gary D. Schmidt

“Marry me," I said without hesitation. I was surprised at how quickly and easily the words came. His mouth spread into a…

— Jamie McGuire

“Hey, did you hear about Brad Miller?” he asked, already forgetting about the Lissie conversation. “He got his car taken away for…

— Kimberly Derting

“If you spend any amount of time doing media analysis, it’s clear that the most frenzied moral panic surrounding young women’s sexuality…

— Jessica Valenti

In one universe, they are gorgeous, straight-teethed, long-legged, wrapped in designer fashions, and given sports cars on their sixteenth birthdays. Teacher smile…

— Laurie Halse Anderson